Toilet installation and installation
Installation size chart.
One of them is hanging toilet bowls with installation. The main manufacturers of such devices are Geberit, Grohe, Cersanit. However, installation installation is often more expensive than. Therefore, installing a structure that hides all the supplies and holds the toilet with your own hands can significantly save the family budget.
The cost of a complete installation with installation ranges from 100 to 150 US dollars.
gives a lot of trouble, but if you wish, you can do it yourself. Installation can be wall, floor, corner (installation is made in a corner or in a wall at an angle).
Step-by-step instructions for mounting the installation in the wall.
- Marking is carried out, then holes for dowels are drilled, and the module is fixed. The module is attached to the wall, leveled and adjusted in height (40.0 - 45.0 cm). Places for mounting brackets are marked, holes are drilled, and the module is attached.
- The built-in tank is connected to the water supply using a flexible hose. A sewer drain is being installed.
- Mounting studs for fastening the bowl.
- The frame is sheathed with drywall. Cladding works are carried out, for example, ceramic tiles. It is necessary to leave holes for easy access to the drain tank and for mounting the drain button.
- The bowl is being hung. In the same way, as in the case of a conventional toilet bowl, a sewer and a water supply hose are connected. After that, nuts are tightened on the studs. The attachment points are hidden with the help of special tips.
The cost of installing a toilet bowl depends on its type and the amount of work required. But along with a custom installation, an independent installation is also possible, you only need to first familiarize yourself with the manual.
The cost of installation depends on the company and qualification of specialists and starts from 50 - 60 US dollars.
Often a firm's price list contains only the simplest installation, that is, the lower limit of the cost. For example, a site that costs $60 to install doesn't include assembly. It costs separately and is another $10. Therefore, each specific case requires a detailed analysis directly from the performers.
In addition, you can purchase plumbing equipment from the company involved in the installation. In this case, installation and delivery will be included in the cost of the toilet (you will not need to look for a qualified craftsman).
telephone etiquette
In general, the toilet is not the best place to talk, it's better to finish dumping the ballast and then call back. People need to concentrate, and here you are arguing with your colleagues on work matters. People need to concentrate, and pooping and peeing to someone's screams and inappropriate jokes is somehow ridiculous. But if you don't care and it's too cold to leave the club, try to keep your voice down. The acoustics in the room are good, at the other end of the wire they will hear you, but the comrades for natural needs will not make out.
By the way, do not dare to describe your impressions of visiting the closet on the phone. Yes, it stinks. But waste products should not smell like roses. After all, this is a public toilet, and your dissatisfaction with aromas and cleanliness can be perceived as elementary rudeness.
In no case do not turn on the speakerphone. We believe that you have nothing to hide, but let people focus on themselves, and not on your showdowns, and it’s no wonder to stain your pants.
Well, where without a photo. To all those strange people who like to photograph themselves in the mirrors of public restrooms, I would like to recommend that they stop doing this garbage. To especially stubborn - a big request. Do this only in an empty room where there is no one but you. And then there are such harsh men who come up and demand to be removed.
What is and why you need a toilet brush
A toilet brush is a brush made of artificial fibers, which is fixed on a handle about 50-60 cm long. Such an accessory is sold most often in a complete set with a special glass, which is a stand.
This item is a necessary attribute in any toilet room. But, remarkably, this does not apply to Europeans and Americans. They do not even know what kind of brush it is and what it is for.
And that's all, because the design features of toilet bowls in Western countries and in America differ from those used in domestic equipment.
The water in such devices is constantly drained, and all traces of visiting the toilet are automatically washed away by the flow.
In the toilet bowls installed in the post-Soviet countries, water flows in portions and does not sufficiently wash the plumbing. Therefore, you need a toilet brush that will help to make a complete cleaning.
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How to use the toilet
Aim more accurately
Rumor has it that the urinal is a urinal, and the toilet bowl is only a great need. Like, it’s indecent to occupy the toilet in order to urinate, because it may well be needed by a person who barely holds back the defense ring so that a brown shame does not break out. In fact, this is complete nonsense, and none of the rules say that the toilet cannot be used for small needs. If the urinals are busy or you're too shy, then go. In many establishments there are no urinals at all, only a slender row of stalls. The only annoying thing is the drops of urine on the rim of the toilet. It infuriates the noble toilet poopers that the poopers are polluting everything. After them, at least breed a pigsty. Therefore, dear friend, we understand that the cleaning lady will come and clean, but for God's sake, raise the toilet seat and aim well, no matter how drunk you are. Don't forget to flush after yourself and don't scatter paper on the floor, creating a cellulose swamp underneath you.
Consider a situation where you want to sit down. We strongly recommend that you do not touch the toilet seat with your buttocks. But at the same time, try not to pollute the entire toilet bowl with a jet of a known substance. And if the work done has exceeded all possible expectations and is not eliminated by three flushes, use a brush. It's not shameful, it's not stupid, it's not shameful. It `s naturally. Do you enjoy hanging your ass over someone's sticky feces? A normal person is uncomfortable.
And, by the way, it is better to throw away the first piece of torn toilet paper, because other people's hands touched it.
Instructions for installing a toilet bowl as standard
Diagram of a toilet bowl.
For work you will need:
- building level;
- perforator;
- sealant;
- screwdrivers;
- hammer.
It is necessary to determine the exact "coordinates" of the installation of new equipment. The easiest option is to install in the old place. But it happens that the dwelling is subjected to redevelopment, then you will need to choose the right place for installation, taking into account the location of the sewer socket, the tap for supplying water to the tank and, of course, convenience and comfort.
Note! Before finally fixing the device in the chosen place, you should sit on the toilet and see if it is conveniently located. This will help you avoid a lot of problems later on.
Installing a toilet on the floor
Scheme of a floor toilet.
Installing equipment on a tile is quite simple. The base of the toilet is equipped with two holes. to the intended installation site, using a pencil, outline these holes on the floor. The toilet is moved to the side.
Then, according to the marks, holes of a diameter suitable for the size of the dowels are drilled. Then dowels are carefully driven into the drilled holes, and the bowl is put in place.
Rubber washers are put on the screws included in the kit. The screws are threaded into the corresponding holes in the toilet bowl and screwed into the floor. You can hide the screws by putting plastic tips on them.
It is also possible to install the bowl on a silicone substrate, using the above instructions, but special wedges are inserted under the base of the toilet bowl, and silicone is introduced into the gap formed. Then the bowl is fixed with bolts. This option is used if the floor is uneven (the roll is leveled with silicone under the base).
Another way is to sit on the glue. Using epoxy glue, lubricate the installation site and the base of the toilet bowl. Then the toilet is connected to the sewer pipe and strongly pressed to the floor. This method can be used if it is not possible to drill holes, for example, when installing on a heated floor.
If the equipment is installed on a wooden floor, then the wooden taffeta or rubber underlay is installed first.
To the sewer, you need a corrugation. It is flexible and can be stretched or compressed to the desired length. At one end it is connected to the outlet of the toilet bowl, and at the other end it is inserted into the outlet of the riser. If necessary, sealant is applied.
Tank Installation Instructions
Having equipped the place, it is necessary to prepare the toilet bowl for installation (connect the drain tank to the bowl). In order to do this, a rubber gasket with a hole for draining water is installed between the tank and the bowl. Then, washers and rubber gaskets in the form of cones are put on the bolts included in the kit. Bolts are threaded into the corresponding holes in the tank and bowl, washers are put on and nuts are carefully screwed on.
The nuts are tightened with care, otherwise the toilet bowl or tank may burst. After twisting them a little, a little water is poured into the tank, and if it does not leak, then the installation of the tank is over.
After that, the seat and lid can be installed on the toilet bowl, securing them with special bolts.
Water connection
A water supply system is installed in the tank and secured with a nut from the outside. Then the fitting is connected to the water supply hose.
We must not forget:
- Check all connections for leaks. If there is a leak, then the corresponding connections are reinstalled or lubricated with sealant.
- Check the correct installation with a level. If there is a roll, alignment can be done by placing a chip and filling the gap with mortar, tile adhesive or silicone.
Don't peek
At one time, Erich Maria Remarque in the novel described the process of army relief in the following words:
I still remember how shy we were at first, when the recruits lived in the barracks and for the first time we had to use a common restroom. There are no doors, twenty people sit in a row, like in a tram. You can take a look at them with one glance - after all, a soldier must always be under observation.
Since then, we have learned to overcome not only our modesty, but also many other things. Over time, we have become accustomed to not such things.
For us, all these bodily functions have regained their innocent character by virtue of the fact that we willy-nilly perform them publicly. Moreover, we are so unaccustomed to seeing this as something shameful that the opportunity to do our business in a cozy atmosphere is regarded by us, I would say, as highly as a beautifully executed combination in a skat with the right chances of winning. It is not for nothing that the expression “news from latrines” arose in the German language, which refers to all kinds of chatter; where else can a soldier chat if not in these corners, which replace his traditional place at a table in a pub?
But then in army conditions, and now imagine a different picture: an empty toilet, empty cubicles, unoccupied urinals, you stand, urinate, whistling and enjoying your loneliness. But suddenly the door swings open, an asshole comes in and relieves himself in a nearby urinal right next to him. This is despite the fact that everything is free. Just like in that urinal meme about people who like to give a fuck about their opinion.
Immediately you begin to think, but is he a pervert for an hour? I suppose he's going to piss, you gadsky Herod.
In a word, you need to keep your distance, if possible. At worst, it is better to urinate into the toilet, into the stall, if there is no other possibility. Still, this is a very intimate process - it is much easier to relax and do your dirty work without hearing someone else's breathing. After all, people don't know what to expect from you when you're staring at their cock. And when there is a distance between you, there are more chances to cover your "faucet".
This theory has been confirmed by scientists who have made calculations and found that the most advantageous position in the toilet is the urinal farthest from the front door. If a man occupies it in order to relieve a small need, most likely other people who go to the toilet will stand at the urinal located one urinal from the occupied one. This will allow you to save more personal space and comply with the rules of toilet ethics, according to which you can not occupy all the urinals in a row, as well as look at the "neighbors" or talk to them.
Also, if the toilet is empty, positioning yourself strategically at the back of the urinal will help orient the rest of the patrons. The researchers note that they did not take into account many variables, but they recognize the method they found as the best possible.
Toilet Rules
Hereinafter referred to as a "device for meeting the natural needs of humans and other species and subspecies of living organisms" Rules:
1)
Carefully read the operating instructions for the device to meet the natural needs of humans and other species and subspecies of living organisms.
2)
Once again, make sure that there are urges and the need to use the device to satisfy the natural needs of a person and other species and subspecies of living organisms, for example, “If you don’t want to shit, don’t torture your ass.”
3)
If yes, open the top protective cover. In case of a negative answer - Maybe you came here to wash yourself, so the bath is located to the right of this instruction, What is not? Then GO OUT.
4)
Stand perpendicular to the device to meet the natural needs of humans and other species and subspecies of living organisms, for which you determine by eye an imaginary line passing through the lever that controls the drain process located on the tank and your reproductive organ (for men) in a relaxed hanging position and a drain hole (among women). Note:
in the case when the genital organ is in a state not specified in this manual, the use of the device is STRICTLY PROHIBITED.
5)
Take out your genital organ, taking it in your right hand for a right-hander and, accordingly, in your left hand for a left-hander, holding it tightly so that, as a result of the strength and power with which you are going to carry out this process, do not splatter the entire surrounding area with the waste product of your life, in short, hold on tight for your x .. and do not justify my toilet around the perimeter. NOTE
: It is necessary to get into this huge hole, called a POINT, with an accuracy of up to a millimeter, it seems to be as easy as shelling pears, but unfortunately there has never been such a thing when all the urine fell into the toilet oh sorry, into a device to meet the natural needs of humans and other species and subspecies of living organisms , in the end, anyway, whatever one may say, the last drop gets into his pants, because the dick is not some kind of schnobel, but just a dick, and he doesn’t know how to sniff. One more NOTE:
It is STRICTLY FORBIDDEN to shake your dick in order to avoid splashing droplets of liquid, presumably yellow-orange in color with a characteristic persistent smell of urine, on the walls of the service room.
6)
In this model of the device, to meet the natural needs of humans and other species and subspecies of living organisms, an automatic FLUSH with a MANUAL DRIVE is provided.It is necessary to take a scoop hanging on the wall in a comfortable hand. Turn on the water supply control valve located on the washbasin, substitute the scoop into the resulting jet and hold it in this position until the technical liquid reaches the upper level. Next, drain the water from the scoop into the POINT. Repeat the operation until the POINT returns to its original form (PERFECTLY CLEAN, SHINING WITH CLEAN AND INNOCENT).
7)
Go far, shit, piss off, relieve, poop, crap, crap, squeeze out a worm, feces, torture your ass, clean a hollow, smear a chocolate eye, strain a fart, fart fart in the opposite direction, shit to give birth, fart, fart, fart, mute letting in, spoiling the air, making characteristic sounds for the process of gas emission, as well as for fecal excretion, is STRICTLY PROHIBITED in order to avoid accidents. (joke, then follow the instructions in paragraphs 2,3,6).
NOTE:
The instructions for using the device to meet the natural needs of humans and other species and subspecies of living organisms do not specify the rules for using toilet paper GOST 13.234.23-2001. Follow sound logic, and in no case do not use your palm, as well as your fingers, as a polishing material for your fart. (I’ll check the walls, if I call Alan ..., and you will have CASE No. N “Rape in a particularly perverted form by gesture without the use of lubricant”).
Equipment installation
Toilet sizing chart.
If you decide to start installing the toilet, then you will need a guide, preferably a visual one. Instructions on how to install the toilet will be invaluable help in performing this procedure.
First, before installing a new toilet, you must dismantle the old one.
Dismantling of old equipment should be carried out according to the following scheme:
- the water supply is shut off;
- the inlet hose is unscrewed from the tank;
- fasteners to the floor are unscrewed or beaten off;
- the toilet is tilted back and the residual water is poured out;
- the toilet is detached from the socket.
It will not be difficult to buy a new item of plumbing, because today in the building materials market you can, suitable in appearance and cost for any person.
After that, you can start installing new equipment.
conversational etiquette
Politeness is politeness, but it’s not worth talking at such a crucial moment. Even if it's a discussion of politics with a close friend. Some people need to focus on the process, they are uncomfortable when, as we have already said, someone intervenes in such an intimate process with stupid conversations. From the point of view of etiquette, it looks as impudent as if you stood in the middle of the hall, took off your pants and started shitting in front of everyone.
Communication causes a reflex desire to look into the eyes. And how will you look in front of the rest of the visitors to the closet, looking at each other and defecate? And in general, the audibility in the restrooms is perfect, everyone will be aware of your conversation, even the guy who always gets a jet into the toilet water, causing seething akin to Niagara Falls. Do you need it? Talk at the washbasin, here you can. If the urinals are lined up, try to look down as little as possible. Better look at the wall and in front of you. The fact is that a neighbor may inadvertently think that you are trying to see his oud, and this confuses and turns back the “waters of the Nile”. Look, control, but not always. Well, if he stands alone, look where you want. And yet, if you have a son, you do not need to control him and give advice. Confuse the child and show yourself as an ignoramus. It’s better to explain at home, urinate is a simple matter.
How to avoid unpleasant moments associated with the operation of a hand shower
Sometimes, as a result of the fact that the owner does not know how to properly use the hygienic shower in the toilet, there are unpleasant moments associated with mixing water
It is important here not only to install such a device in your home, but also to be able to use it correctly.
When opening a valve with cold water, you can sometimes find that a hot stream is flowing, which means that such a phenomenon occurs either due to improper use of the water supply of neighbors in the riser or due to incorrect actions on your part. Knowing what a hygienic shower is and how to use such a device for women, men and children, you will greatly facilitate the process of carrying out procedures related to human intimate hygiene.
Rules for the use of sewerage
21.10.2009 03:25
Unfortunately, some owners continue to violate the rules for the use of residential premises. As a result of unlawful actions of residents, personal hygiene items, newspapers, personal belongings, food waste get into the sewer riser, which provokes clogging of the central riser and flooding of the technical basement of the house with sewage.
In this regard, it reminds you of the rules for using sewerage (clause 5.8.7 of the rules and norms for the operation of the housing stock, approved by the Decree of the State Committee of the Russian Federation for Construction and Housing and Communal Complex No. 170 dated September 27, 2003):
Rules for the use of sewerage
- Keep toilets, sinks and sinks clean;
- Avoid damage to sanitary appliances and fittings installed in the apartment
- It is forbidden to pour flammable liquids and acids into toilet bowls, sinks and washbasins;
- It is forbidden to throw sand, construction debris, dry and diluted building mixtures and their remains into toilet bowls, rags, personal hygiene items, except for toilet paper, bones, glass, metal and wooden objects;
- It is forbidden to dump food waste into the sewerage system;
- Avoid non-production consumption of tap water, constant flow during water use, leaks through water fittings;
- It is forbidden to use sinks, washbasins, toilet bowls, dishwashers and washing machines in case of blockage in the sewer network, i.e. it is forbidden to make any discharge of water into the sewer until the blockage is eliminated;
- Immediately inform the operating personnel about all malfunctions of the water supply and sewerage system;
- Protect sanitary appliances and openly laid pipelines from shock and mechanical stress;
- Protect plastic pipes (polyethylene sewer risers and cold water lines) from exposure to high temperatures, mechanical stress, shock, scratches, do not paint polyethylene pipes and do not tie ropes to them;
- To clean the outer surface of the plastic pipe, use a soft, damp cloth; it is strictly forbidden to use metal brushes;
- When polyethylene sewer pipes are clogged, it is forbidden to use steel wire, plastic pipelines should be cleaned with a piece of polyethylene pipe with a diameter of up to 25 mm or a rigid rubber hose.
Please tell your children about what items should not be flushed down the toilet.
Sewerage, designed to divert effluents and liquid waste from residential buildings!
Updated on 24.01.2011 08:34
The rule of using the toilet funny
1. General Provisions.
1.1 The toilet is a place of departure for the natural physiological needs of students, security officers and other persons admitted to the facility. 1.2 The use of the toilet is allowed only for its intended purpose.
2. Operating conditions. 2.1 It is allowed to use the toilet at a temperature of +5. + 20С, humidity - up to 80%, atmospheric pressure not less than 720 mm Hg.
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Precautionary measures. 3.1 Make sure that the required amount of consumables is available in time.3.2 In case of vomiting, place your head strictly above the toilet, holding it with your hands
4. Terms of use. 4.1 Turn on the light in the toilet room. 4.2 Slowly go inside.Close the door on the locking device. 4.3 When landing on the toilet, it is allowed to hold on to the door handle, but not to the washbasin. Legs shoulder width apart. Hands can be put on your knees. At the end of the act, use no more than 3 sheets (30 cm. roll) of paper. 4.5 Using the toilet by more than one person at the same time is not desirable, more than 5 is prohibited. prepare a non-flammable liquid in the required amount (at least 1 liter per 100 g of product). 4.7 After using the toilet, be sure to wash your hands.
5.1 Occupy the toilet for more than 30 minutes.5.2 Sitting on the toilet, singing and knocking on pipes.5.3 Leave the toilet before the end of the act of defecation and the complete flushing of the product in the toilet.5.4 Use water from the barrel for cooking.5.5 Perform low-art drawings and obscene graffiti on the walls and doors.5.6 Throwing cucumbers and other objects down the toilet.5.7 Spitting and blowing your nose on the floor.5.8 Smoking, drinking alcohol and sniffing glue in the toilet.5.9 Conducting secret negotiations in the toilet.5.10 Untargeted urination.5.11 Use this sheet for hygienic purposes.
Best Answers
masha leshcheva:
on purpose….
Olga Kodis:
Stop!! don't drink from the toilet! There are microbes, there is an infection! Pull the handle, drain the water, Blow off the foam, then drink it!!!))
DNA:
Carefully, in no case do not poop there, it is better to put on a black piano with roses.
Viktor Kononenko:
And it's a pity that there is no "image". I present your view, if this question arose for you just now!
User deleted:
throw a boiler and tea leaves there. 5 minutes and the tea is ready
Bob:
meaning so, you undress naked and shouting for your homeland, you fly at high speed (naked, of course) into the bushes of nettles or cacti, it all depends on the region of residence, if you pass this exam with clenched teeth, ask about the question boldly, the stage and course of the young fighter will count !!
Grisha Zhiryakov:
As everybody
Yuri:
Somehow, the question of the toilet bowl was already raised here ... True, the question was a little different, but nevertheless the people shared their thoughts ... answer.mail /question/4233189/#32957737
You probably need a User Manual. With glossy pages, large large pictures, and a detailed description of the action for each picture ... And in a very strict sequence in compliance with the strictest safety standards and other things ...
Vyacheslav Ivanov:
Read this and don't go there at all.
In 2002, in Stuttgart, a small need urged me to go into the street public dry closet in the evening, a single booth, very neat, shiny, clean, stuffed with sensors and controlled by a computer. You throw a coin of 2 euros into the slot of the door, the doors open automatically, the light comes on, you go in, the doors close.
I don’t suffer from claustrophobia, but since I’ve been doing electronics and computer programs all my life, it’s a little annoying. Well, I did my business, I need to go out, but there is no button to open the door. Same instructions. What's stupid or what, you write instructions for using the toilet?
I turn on my logic, as the Germans wrote the control program, went in - lifted the toilet lid, drained the water, closed the lid. Maybe a sensor is stuck? I repeat the process. The door does not open. Maybe you need to sit on the lid, then get up, then drain the water? I repeat the process. The door does not open. So. What did you forget? Can you wash your hands? I repeat the process again from the beginning. I put my hand to the tap, the sensor works, the water flows, then it turns off automatically, in hope and with sadness I look at the door - it does not open. The prospect of spending the night in a fancy German push did not inspire me. I shout to my friend who was left outside (lucky): “Zhenya, this infection does not let me out! ” He tries to bribe the toilet by putting a coin in the slot. The machine is relentless, does not take, and that's it. It also does not respond to kicks and blows. Zhenya shouts: “Hold on, I’ll call the police now! ” With nothing to do, I repeat the process, wash my hands, turn on the hair dryer ... the hair dryer turns off, the door opens. Then somewhere I read a story about how a dude went to the same fancy toilet in France.Having paid the prescribed centimes, our compatriot could not even imagine that everything inside the cabin is sterile clean, and therefore, as it should be for a purely dense homo sapiens, he climbed his feet on the toilet ... There is a discrepancy in the computer brains of the toilet: the floor sensor is disabled, which means the person left, water not drained, something is wrong, turned on disinfection. The dude is sitting on the potty, doing his own thing, and then the light turned off, and the shower from the disinfectant pours on him! He jumped off the toilet, the computer jammed altogether: the door was closed, but a man appeared?! And it hung, after turning on the dryer with jets of hot air ... For several hours, rescuers cut the vandal-resistant doors with an autogen, pulling the distraught poor fellow from the tenacious paws of the Parisian toilet. So I got off easy.
User deleted:
put it on and enjoy.
No drinks
There are people who walk around the place all evening with their cocktail or glass of beer, not letting go of it for a minute. I would like to say that the entire staff of the institution, together with the visitors, is incredibly happy for them. What a joy it is to see that you are drinking, happy and can afford whiskey and cola. But for God's sake, don't take your swill to the lavatory. Don't mind yourself? The toilet is shared, the cocktail is yours, the microbes are alien. By putting it on the sink, you are sure to get a handful of tap water in an already diluted drink. In addition, the rest will not be very comfortable when something alien stands on something public. Usually they do this when they want to score a place. A man washes his hands, and then a hand reaches for a glass from the side. Almost an invasion of privacy.
Putting it on a urinal is not safe. On the toilet paper dispenser in the stall, too - the glass would rather fall. It’s better to ask your friends to look after the swill, but if they are not there, contact the bartender, let them look after it. Just speak louder.
